Dear BFF Maria Bova,
I am sorry I have not been over lately for some girl talk and braiding of hair, but I have been very busy on-line dating looking for suitors. Fortunately, all of my dates have been a success. All the men are comfortable with my off the chart weight and short hair. I think my two teeth pearly white smile impresses the men.
Oh dear Maria, I need your help... I am in a predicament. I don't know who I should go steady with. Below are their photo, can you help me decide. I am going to mention their perks and a little about their personality, so you can guide me.
Johnny is the son to Chris & Dinah Cicenas. We have been seeing each other since July. Here is an earlier photo of our 1st date together. We were only resting together (I promise). Johnny has many wonderful features, one of which makes my father happy, as he is off the chart on height.
Jackson is the son to Scott & Tricia Arthur. We just starting seeing each other two weeks ago. He has the coolest cat Lilly and is very kind to me on Tuesday and Thursdays. I really like his boyish charm, but I play it cool. Can you tell from the attached photo, I pretend to be not interested. I just got done reading the book "He's not that into you". I will lend it to you....
The last cutie is Isaac, he is the son of Matt & Karen Steidle. We met today for the first time at Starbucks. He has a smile that will melt your heart. He is almost as flexible as I am, and I understand he can roll continuously to get what he wants.
Maria, I am really counting on you to give me some guidance. You have been such a good friend to me, and I appreciate you for forgiving me. I pulled your hair because I was jealous of your long locks.
Friend Forever,
Sophia
